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The bus was crowded, as good journalists never miss the chance to peek into a furtive subculture or, it turns out, to look at boobies. Visiting five burlesque clubs in one night was a whirlwind education, but even more fascinating than the stage acts was the clientele. While men in buttoned-down shirts and loafers fixated on the gyrating sirens before them, I watched the watchers.

Because when you strip away the pretense of dating and the art of romance, you get a little titillating insight into the male mating psyche-the naked truth, if you will. Most guys will tell you a strip club is like pizza.

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But different dancers appeal to different fellas. Some guys on our bus fell hard for a surgically enhanced coquette in a schoolgirl get-up. Others swooned over a 6-foot-tall beach bunny whose Barbie-like proportions compensated for her lethargic undulating. Still others were enchanted by a tattooed, mohawked minx named Malice.

Small nude gay strip clubs and large. Short hair and long. Leather and lace. After a few bump-and-grind numbers, my friend Michelle and I were bored. It would be unfair to say all men like their strippers shaved bald where it counts. But of the dozen-plus dancers we saw that night, nary a one of them had the hair God gave a hamster.

No tidy triangle. No artful landing strip. Just a whole lotta bare there. The women in our group were impressed by contortionists who could knot their legs behind their backs and by gymnasts who spun around their poles, upside-down, by their ankles. But such artistry was wasted on the guys, whose singular criterion for a successful striptease was-and you gotta love their candor-an unobstructed view of the goods.

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