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By Joseph Hudak. On Tuesday, Wheeler Walker Jr. The country parody artist the alter ego of comedian Ben Hoffman assembled a new band of pickers to help re-create originals like "Beer, Weed, Cooches," "Better Off Beatin' Off" and the title track of the record, which debuted at Number 9 on the Billboard Country Albums chart in February.

Ahead of the tour, we asked Walker to share his favorite off-color country songs. Here's Walker's tour dates, followed by his dirty dozen songs and why he included each. I like this tune because it sounds like 'The Gambler,' but he's talking about fucking, which to me is a way bigger gamble than any poker game I've ever played.

I thought it was dumb until I heard this Conway song where he's basically finger-banging this girl…and then I knew Conway was the man. This song was finished after he passed away and I think Shooter Jennings and Dave Cobb finished it up with some friends. I love that the title is so harsh but the song is so vulnerable.

I'll probably cover it on tour. I mean, it'll sound one-tenth as good as his version, but fuck it, I just love playing it. And this song should explain why. Sure, it's big… but it's clean. And that's what's important. Every record is great. But when they went down to Nashville to record a country record ['s 12 Golden Country Greats ] I thought it was a joke.

Then I listened. Plus, country needs more songs about piss. This is just too fuckin' good. But it works, because he's Willie fuckin' Nelson. It's Willie in his finest 'Don't give a shit' mode. And I'm sure she told 'em to fuck off. That's why I love Miranda Wheeler walker jr gay bar.

This isn't that dirty of a song, but I wanted to put him on the list. When I found out that [singer] Maynard James Keenan had another band and they had a country song, I was psyched. And then when I heard he basically fucks every country star in history in it.

I've tried to cover this a million times, but it's just too damn perfect. Shit, I'm trying to sell tour tickets and albums! But, honestly, this is more about the band and the production.

Wheeler Walker Jr.’s 12 Favorite Dirty Country Songs

They just nailed the groove in this one. I told 'em to 'play it like your lady's sittin' on your face! Rolling Stone is a part of Penske Media Corporation. All rights reserved.